epiphany
Luxe. Opulent. Chic. Elite.
What is epiphany?
An after-hours, private spa party.
Hot water? Steam room? Cold plunge? Salt scrub? Sauna? You got it.
Politely muffled voices? Ambient techno? Crudité and bubbly? Mm-hmm...
Have you ever relaxed so hard in a hot tub that you accidentally boiled your parasitic twin…
…but didn’t even care?
Have you ever sucked in so much steam that Don Waylon, “the Crimson,” came a’screechin’ outta them pores?
either way, this is the party for you…
Details?
December 19, 2025 - 8PM - 11PM
Watershed Spa - 514 2nd St. SE, Minneapolis, MN 55414
Optional festivities to follow
What else should I know?
Bring a swimsuit! Watershed provides everything else you’d expect at a spa. This event is free for you, our wonderful friends.
Expect light snacks, heavy bubbles, fresh-pressed N/A health juice shooters, sick AF swag (as is tradition), local celebrity DJs, and a flagrant violation of Watershed’s “please keep your volume to a minimum” rule.
Do I have to RSVP?
YES. We need to confirm numbers, and Watershed needs to send logistics information to anyone attending. Link is below.
